Russian Unicorn

Dm Bb C Dm I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on s*x Bb C I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" Dm He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) Bb C I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Dm F Why don't y'all just float off C Now you're useless Dm F C I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it Dm F C I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny Dm C There she go Bb Am Now watch me flow Bb Dm Oh, the night is young C G Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn Bb We'll probably do it on the couch Dm C While my roomie's out hiking G Dm So take if off and bite your tongue Bb C And hope my roommate don't come home Dm A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week Bb C I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato Dm We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok? Bb C And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. Dm F C I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you k**l it Dm F C I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it Dm F C If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it Dm F When I count to three dismount Bb Dm Oh, the night is young C G Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn Bb We'll probably do it on the couch Dm C While my roomie's out hiking G Dm So take if off and bite your tongue Dm G I think that I ought to confess D# I drink fire water Dm But I don't want the keys to your van G D# What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn Dm F G D# Dm We can shoot a unicorn F Girl, I know you'll like the horn G And I'm gonna keep you warm D# Till you wake up in the morning Dm F G G# (Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops Dm I didn't mean to do that F G D# Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans Dm C The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff) Bb Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it Am Hey, that's ok girl! Dm Them strawberries look juicy Bb Dm Oh, the night is young C G Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn Bb We'll probably do it on the couch Dm C While my roomie's out hiking G Dm So take if off and bite your tongue Bb Dm C G (Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home Bb Dm Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh) C G And hope my roommate don't come home Bb Dm C I got your Barbie zucchini Bb Happy Monsoon Day! Dm C And you promised you'd lick it G I'm gonna save a mental kitty