Its Not A Moon

F Am F Chopping your legs Am You don't know how hot I find these buns Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve F Now I have to go teach the kids to drink Powdered goat bladders Am But they want roast beef and you have no puppets You gave them all to me Doesn't matter Dm I don't care what you said To the man with the black head F Where is the rubber band? G You're ruining my plan Am Down the street G Just go down the street Dm They've got the ultimate Power in the universe Am And before it gets better G It's getting worse Dm It's not a satellite But it can light up the sky Am When it blows G F Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh It's round, but Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon) F Ah, look at her face She's happy as a tribble Am Get my wedding suit Boy you don't got a clue Girl you're crazy cute F I'm gonna kick some grits up on your face Yay, all right Am Do you have any bunions or lesions upon you? Let me check your feet Why? Dm I don't like parasites Or children of the night F A quail and his rubber beak G Are beautifully unique Am Bleep-bloop-bloam G Goodbye to your home Dm They've got the ultimate Power in the universe Am And before it gets better G It's getting worse Dm It's not a satellite But it can light up the sky Am When it blows G F Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh It's round, but Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon) (It's not a moon) Dm Death of a culture The death of a culture Am Somewhere the vulture Somewhere the vulture F Is waiting for us in an erected sun G A sun with an ion gun Evil comes in round shapes F Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon) F Listen to me, Greg We already know you're a Gemini Am Yeah but did you know I once had a huge spider bite on my neck? F Greg, you could never get down like a funky thing 'Cause you don't live in the rhythm Am This cheese is delicious and now I've gotta put a brown thing in your face Dm I'm tired of you, Phil Want you in a landfill F Someone make him stop G Put his bones in a box Am Oh nice, Phil G Why don't you have a stroke? Dm They've got the ultimate Power in the universe Am And before it gets better G It's getting worse Dm It's not a satellite But it can light up the sky Am When it blows G F Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh It's round, but Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon) (It's not a moon) F It's round, but Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon) (It's not a moon) F Death of a culture Death of a culture Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon) F Death of a culture Death of a culture Am It's not a moon (It's not a moon) It's not a moon (It's not a moon)