This Friend Of Mine

Intro- G , C9 , G , C9 Verse1- D Em Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town, D Em His Daddy told him , you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town, D Em Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends, D Em With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless G , C9 entry for all the best of his friends, Chorus- G Well I?ve got this friend of mine C9 And he might be a little Jewish everybody?s mind A D All I got to say about that Silent G , C9 Is I don?t F**king mind G , C9 Verse2- D Em He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map D Em But I?ll bet you?ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat, D Em Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too D Em And you can bet your ass, you?ll be seeing his big s**t G , C9 kicking shoes, Chorus- Verse3- D Em I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror D Em And I tell myself, just how much more f**king queer, D Em He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D Em So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his G , C9 skin, Chorus- G C9 G Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of C9 mine anymore G C9 But he might just be a friend with you, G All I got to say about Jeffcoat C9 G , C9 Is he?s a f**kin Jew,