To Kayley Who Is Sad

F ha ha ha C haa F Your Bb card got stolen F again Bb Your country is F stupid And C so are Dm you G Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa The Bb details of your card were stolen from F you They Bb could have stolen your life if they wanted F to But Bb one bargain F bucket was C almost Dm enough they Bb went to a F grocery store C and bought some Dm stuff In Bb stead of F identity C theft it was Dm like one G guy perpetuating a C stereo C7 tyyyype All together now F Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa Your Bb bank security’s F lame It Bb must be a F zinger It C sucks to be Dm you G Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa In Bb England, we’ve this thing, it’s called chip and F pin Ooooooooh When Bb you pay by card you put 4 numbers F in Oooooooooh It’s Bb just like aF signature C it’s just the Dm same But Bb it’s far too F easy to C write someone’sDm name But Bb guessing a F four digit C pin is quite Dm hard Be G cause its not there on the C back of your C7 card YOU MORONS F Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa Ha Bb haa ha ha ha F haa I t’s so Bb close to F Christmas, but C you can’t buy Dm gifts G Ho ho ho C ho ho F hoo Ho ho you Dm know you’re not the subject F of our sorrowful story Ho Dm ho to victimize you over F this would be all wrong Ho Dm ho If we have made you cry this F was not our intent Ho Dm ho our love for F you’s for this Bb indignant argu C ment F Ha ha ha C ha ha F haa This Bb wouldn’t have happened to F you if Bb you weren’t so F rubbish and C careless to Dm boot The Bb haters will F hate and the C owls say Dm hoot Say Bb you can't blame F us for not A7 giving a Dm **** Bb Ha ha ha C ha Bb Ha ha ha C ha F ha!