I Thought You Met Telly And Turned Me Into Casper

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Interlude #1 (0:18)
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Verse #2 (0:32)
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Verse #3 (0:45)
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Verse #4 (0:59)
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Verse #5 (1:27)
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Interlude #2 (1:40)
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Verse #6 (1:49)
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Interlude #3 (2:04)
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Verse #7 (2:09)
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Interlude #4 (2:23)

Verse #8 (2:30)
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Lyrics:
I'm probably the worst f**k you ever had.
I apologize the best I can.
How could you not understand
That you shut me out when you let him in?

(I Want You Cumming Inside me)

Oh god
Oh my god this can't be happening

Why me?
Oh why me?

Tell me,
Was he worth it?

I just want you to know
That you're the reason I got tested.
And because of you I'm at the clinic hoping, praying.

Please God
Let me be negative.
7 years bad luck.
A never ending gift
From the filth you fucked.

(I Want You Cumming Inside Me)

Why? Why me?