Welcome To The Monkey House

Intro
 
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Verse

Wire Is Coming Back Again. Elastica got sued by them

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When Michael Jackson dies we're covering Blackbird
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And won't it Be Absurd then when no onw knows what song they just heard
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Unless someone on the radio tells them first
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So come on come on come on come
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Come on Come on Come on come all
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Come on Come on Come on You Monkeys
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