Wasted

[Intro Lead]

e|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
D|-0-5p3h5-5p3\2-0h2/3\2-0-2-(x3)-|--0-2-3-5-7-5-3-2-------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-----------------------7------------------3------------------5-----------|
A|-3-----------------------7------------------3------------------5-----------|
E|-------------------------5------------------1------------------3-----------|


[Verse 1]

   Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet and then decide
   C5                                                      Am5
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5~------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5~-(let ring)--------------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7------|
A|-3~-------------------------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5------|

    To wipe it with my hand
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-x-x-3-x-x-3-x-x-5-x-x-5-------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-x-x-3-x-x-3-x-x-5-x-x-5-------------------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-x-x-1-x-x-1-x-x-3-x-x-3-------------------------------|

     Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby and is crying
     C5                 C                                    Am5
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------5----------------------------------------------------|
G|------------5---------5----------------------------------------------------|
D|---5--------5---------5------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
A|---3--------3---------3------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----|

And kicking in my head
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-x-x-3-x-x-3-x-x-5-x-x-5-------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-x-x-3-x-x-3-x-x-5-x-x-5-------------------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-x-x-1-x-x-1-x-x-3-x-x-3-------------------------------|

This octave chord is played on the second turn of the verse.
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---9>----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---x>----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---7>----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


[Chorus]

       That's the last time I get
   drunk                            |
e|----------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------------5--5-----------------|-----------------------------------------|
D|-3--3--3--3--5--5--5--5-----------|-----7>-----5>---------------------------|
A|-3--3--3--3--3--3--5--5-----------|-----7>-----5>---------------------------|
E|-1--1--1--1--------3--3-----x3----|-----5>-----3>---------------------------|

Repeat intro

e|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
D|-0-5p3h5-5p3\2-0h2/3\2-0-2-(x3)-|--0-2-3-5-7-5-3-2-------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|

Repeat verse

   C5                                                      Am5
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5~------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5~-(let ring)--------------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7------|
A|-3~-------------------------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-x-x-3-x-x-3-x-x-5-x-x-5-------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-x-x-3-x-x-3-x-x-5-x-x-5-------------------------------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-x-x-1-x-x-1-x-x-3-x-x-3-------------------------------|

On the second turn of the verse, the lead guitar plays this octave E.
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---9>----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---x>----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---7>----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Repeat chorus
e|----------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------------5--5-----------------|-----------------------------------------|
D|-3--3--3--3--5--5--5--5-----------|-----7>-----5>---------------------------|
A|-3--3--3--3--3--3--5--5-----------|-----7>-----5>---------------------------|
E|-1--1--1--1--------3--3-----x3----|-----5>-----3>---------------------------|

[Interlude]

e|----------|-------------------------|------------------------------------------|
B|----------|-------------------------|------------------------------------------|
G|--9~------|---7----5----7----9~-----|--12----9----7/9----9~--------------------|
D|--x~------|---x----x----x----x~-----|---x----x----x------x---------------------|
A|--7~------|---5----3----5----7~-----|--10----7----5/7----7~--------------------|
E|----------|---------------------(x2)|------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-7----5----7----5----7----9----10---12----14----16-------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-5----3----5----3----5----7----8----10----12----14-------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
D|-0-5p3h5-5p3\2-0h2/3\2-0-2-(x3)-|--0-2-3-5-7-5-3-2-------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|------------------------------------------|


[Bridge]

  When did I lose my cell phone?
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------5>----------------------------------------------------------|
D|--7>----3>-----5>-----5>---------------------------------------------------|
A|--7>----3>-----3>-----5>---------------------------------------------------|
E|--5>----1>------------3>---------------------------------------------------|

 

| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| /  Slide up
| \  Slide down
| ~  Vibrato
| x  Dead note
| (let ring)