Limp Vagina

[Verse 1]
             C                                Em
There's just something so magnetic about that mom and her 4 kids
     F                                C                 G
That makes me wanna drive my car yeah straight into the ditch
       C                                  Em
And if god allows that I survive this catatrophic incident
     F                                    C                 G
I'll spit the remaining teeth I have yeah straight into the ditch
        C                          Em
And I'm gonna get a tattoo of your name across my wrist
         F                                   C            G
Bite the straw spit out the flaw I think you made me into this
       C                             Em
Middle finger to the sticker while I watch the red light flicker
         F
Say good bye


[Chorus 1]
               G              A
These men are going their own way
    G    F
Say good bye


[Verse 2]
         C                           Em
Choke me out I have no function I'll sleep upon your couch
              F                                     C                G
This fucking futon ain't so comfy just so you could sleep all by yourself
      C                                     Em
And I stopped dreaming in color when you began to sacrifice your health
             F                C  G
It turned me off limp vagina


[Chorus 2]
            A
And in this moment
        B
I can't force myself
   C        Bm   Am     G      F
to whine or cry about a single thing
             G
My screaming flower
          C   Bm  Am G  F
And I'm beginning to realize
N.C.            C   Em   F   C  G
I think I hate youuuuuuuuuu  ooohhh


[Solo]
C     Em
F  C  G
C     Em
F  C  G



[Verse 3]
         C                     Em
Please defile make hurt else I might defile you first
       F     N.C.                 C              G
Let my mouth surround yours maybe finger up your skirt
          C                            Em
Please forgive me it's all I know good old osmosis Joe
     F                                    C      G     C
I'll monster mash inside your throat this cold October night


[Outro]
C     Em
F  C  G
         C                 Em
And if I lie around enough let my beer gut grow
        F                       C           G      C  Em  C
I'll acquire enough excess skin for another limp vagina
N.C.
Yeah f**k that