Gold Hats

[Intro and in between verses]

e|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|-----5--5-5-8--5-5--5/10-10-10-8------|
E|-----3--3-3-6--3-3--3/8--8--8--6------|


[Verses]

e|--------------0-----------------1---------1-------------------|
B|-----1------------1-------------------1------1----------------|
G|-----------0-----------------------2-------------2------------|
D|--------2--------------------3----------------------3---------|
A|---3------------------3---------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|

That's approximently what I'm doing, it's strumming a C and F chord back and forth


[Solo] Uses whammy pedal for the weird sound

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------8---10-10-10--8---------------8--10-10-10--8--------------------|
D|----8--10-------------------10----8--10-----------------10-----------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|----------------11b-11b-11b--9------------------------------------13b------|
B|----------9--11-----------------9------------------------------9-----------|
G|---8--10--------------------------8b--8-8----------------8h10--------------|
D|------------------------------------------10-8-----------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------10--8-8--------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


I hope that is close enough, which is sad to say since it's me playing it on the album.




Acoustic Rhythm Guitar:

Capo 8th fret

[Intro]

E. A

[Verses 1]

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Now what is that golden hat doing on your head?
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They turn your skin green, they dye your hair red
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I saw a crowd of people all wearing hats like these
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I thought it was an army of trendy Christmas trees

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A recent study done about the golden hat parade
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Found a positive correlation between what was off and strait
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When they took the hats off the patients they nearly fell unconscious
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Threatened that the doctors were inciting violence...

N.C.
...and that their answers could be taken out of context

When folks read the results of the anonymous survey!

[Verse 2]
E                                         A
My friend broke down and bought a hat and said he didn't care
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Now he's cooking his blue jeans, he's vacuuming clean air
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He nearly threw up when I asked how he was feeling
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Then he went to go put out a fire he thought he saw on his ceiling

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The ageless hipster minister, he's viewed as a sage
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Said the hat's only real side effect was to die of an old age
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I thought he was credible then he blamed the death of every soldier
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On his fifteen year old girlfriend for knocking his bong over

[Verse 3]
E                                  A
I bought myself a silver hat in an act of clear defiance
E                   A
I touted it proudly I felt self-reliant
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I thought I was tripping when I did see
E                              A
A mob of angry Christmas trees running after me

E                              A
There's golden hats everywhere too many too count
E                        A
A single uncovered head just ceases to be found
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Though the hats everywhere the origin is a mystery
E                               A
Legend was it was an attempt for global unity...
   B                     A                 B                     A             B          A.        B
...said the company that made the hats who gave their money to a C-4 which was given to a Super PAC which
 C C# D D# E
 was spent on titties and beer!



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| b  Bend
| h  Hammer-on

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