Big Fat B***h

Single Strum These chords A B E Big Fat B***h, A B E She's a big ol' big ol' fat b***h A B E She goes to Ryan's, and they say s**t A B E This one is going to cost, big ol' b***h A B E Mmm She's a big ol' b***h A B E She sweats grits, A B E you could hide a pound of dough under one of her tits A B E Big fat b***h A B E Who stole Christmas? The Grinch! A B A B E Who stole the Twinkies? The Big Fat B***h A B E Big ol' b***h Big Fat B***h A B E She Had a Cajun Friend who had a pet alligator, A B E She ate that sum-b***h like a green now n later, A B E or a fried green tomater, A B E you'd have to have a turbo foaming car brush to masterbate her, A B E she's a big ol b***h When she was 8 years old she had a pogo sitck, they'd say hey Wanda and they'd go " song-tong-dong-fong", and now her pogo stick says Holy F**king S**t, and now they go: bawnt bawnt bawnt She's a big ole b***h She garggles drools and spits, she makes all kinds of noise, She chases the ice cream truck down Cunningham , in her corduroy's and she goes String rakes 4x Shes a big ole b***h, BIG FAT B***H