The Tea Song

G#m F# B F# B A graze or minor injury, there’s tea, there’s tea. F# B F# You took an arrow to the knee, have tea, oh tea. G#m C# F# Even winners of the Monaco Grand Prix drink tea, D#m G#m C# F# and it’s drunk by the bourgeoisie – probably. D#m G#m C# F# Likely change the course of history, lovely cup of tea. G#m When Monday leaves you feeling blue, C# G#m when your boss has a rage that you can’t subdue, you’ll likely see his point of view B C# if you just sit down and have a brew. F# G# C# If zombies come back from the dead, F# G# C# and you’re all tucked up inside your bed, F# D#m G#m C# put down your guns - use tea instead, F# D#m G#m C# F# then use the cup to smash their heads. F# B F# B Your leg’s trapped underneath debris, there’s tea, there’s tea. F# B F# B You feel a burning when you wee, have tea, oh tea. F# G#m C3 Been sectioned for insanity, G#m C# more British than the Jubilee, F# G#m F# I even heard it made a blind man see, lovely cup of tea. D#m G#m C# It makes you sexy, ripped and brave, F# D#m C# brings childhood pets back from the grave, F# D#m C# puts curly hair upon your chest, F# G#m C# acts just like a bulletproof vest, F# G#m C# cleans pollution, grime and smog, F# D#m G#m C# gives a glossy coat to your dog, F# D#m G#m C# could reduce the deficit of Greece, F# G#m C# unite and soothe a breach of peace, F# D#m use it to clean off your make-up, G#m C# F# or feel better for a messy break-up.