The Tendieman

Am There once was a stock that put to sea Dm Am The name of the stock was GME Am The price blew up and the shorts dipped down E Am Hold, my bully boys, hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am We'll take our gains and go Am She had not been two weeks from shore Dm Am When Ryan Cohen joined the board Am The captain YOLO-ed even more E Am He'd take his shares and hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am We'll take our gains and go Am Before the news had hit the market Dm Am Superstonk came up and bought it Am With diamond hands they knew they'd profit E Am If they could only hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am We'll take our gains and go Am The crew held fast and the crew held brave Dm Am Satori, Dr T and Dave Am The enemy was weak, their margin grave E Am So they sought to buy and hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am We'll take our gains and go Am Kenny G played the sax while they fought Ken G Dm Am They read and wrote and shared DD Am They didn't know long it would be E Am But still the crew did hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am We'll take our gains and go Am As far as I've heard, the fight's still on Dm Am Shorts not covered, building lights are on Am Silently, the captain gives his all Dm Am With tweets and memes, awards and all F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am G We'll take our gains and go F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the Sun F C One day when the trading is done E Am We'll take our gains and go