When The Bard Gets The Last Hit

G D A C I stand up. Confidence. atop the rockery. G D A C G the last hit on this dragon will be... vicious moooooockeryyyy G D A C yeah ha hahaaa vicous mockery! G D it's the worst way to go anti-climatic I know A C 1d4 damage no longer a challenge G D it's the worst way to go anti-climatic I know A C 1d4 damage no longer a challenge G D A C he just dies to some words. write it in the history and records. G D A I have much cooler magic I could use instead but C for him it's tragic, it's a cantrip. why he's dead G D it's the worst way to go anti-climatic I know A C 1d4 damage no longer a challenge G D it's the worst way to go anti-climatic I know A C 1d4 damage no longer a challenge G D A C this legendary beast was feld by, me calling him a dummy or making fun of his mommy G D has he ever heard of candace? he had a harder time with bandit A C does he know nirn's second moon? or think that it's all too soon? G D A C and for the final moments of his long lived life he hears me saaaaaaaay... what do you think of deez? deez?... wait no! Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (keep playing same chords through the singing) G D A C I know who I want to take me home, I know who I want to take me home.