Boy Howdy Hot Dog

G G Them coals are turnin' bright red G Firewood's in the truckbed G River's runnin' low this time of year G Ragweed on the turnpike G Bedroom's mostly Christmas lights G I'm sorry, friend, I don't lend tools D Boy Howdy, Hot Dog! Pretty good life G I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife D Dsus2 She let's me fry her pork chop twice a week C G Hot plate, hot plate, baby went and made a cake A D G I never seen a heaven that didn't have a snake C G Hot plate, hot plate, baby went and made a cake A D G I never seen a heaven that didn't have a snake G G Bluejay's a mean-ass bird G Ugliest song you've ever heard G Get off my porch I'll kick your ass G Everything she does is magic G I watch her catch a lizard G Careful or his tail will come right off D Boy Howdy, Hot Dog! Pretty good life G I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife D Dsus2 She let's me fry her catfish twice a week C G Well swamp-rose, sweat-stain, get money, make it rain A D G Cold beer tin-can Cadillac, Mustang C G Well swamp-rose, sweat-stain, get money, make it rain A D G Cold beer tin-can Cadillac, Mustang G C D G G The doctor asks me where it hurts G Born to fish, forced to work G Don't let 'em tell ya what your broken heart's worth G Fire ant on the sugar trail G Tailfeathers on a nightingale G Arrowheads and bones is all you'll find D Boy Howdy, Hot Dog! Pretty good life G I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife D Dsus2 She lets me wear her underwear anytime I please C G Well she's thick as a forest and a cavalry of bushwhackers A D G Never seen a baldnobber bullets wouldn't scatter C G Well she's thick as a forest and a cavalry of bushwhackers A D G Never seen a baldnobber bullets wouldn't scatter G Goddamn, I'll be go to hell G This bar's mostly peanut shells G But if you'll drive, we can play pool G Hot pocket, sweet potato pie G Saturday, Sunday rollin by G Take off your pants, let's watch TV D Boy Howdy, Hot Dog! Pretty good life G I got a pretty little house, pretty big wife D Dsus2 I can't recall my ex wife's name C G But the love you lost is right where you left it A D G Oh right, gone forever boy, f**k it, forget it C G But the love you lost is right where you left it A D C G Oh right, gone forever boy, go ahead, crack a beer, forget it G Them coals are turnin' bright red G Firewood's in the truckbed G G7 River's runnin' low this time of year