The Secret Life

D E G D D The sewers are dark E But my life is bright G D Because I've got you D But if the humans knew E I don't know what they'd do G D If only they knew the truth D E I got to feed you cottage cheese once a day G D I need to keep it that way D E Because if I don't G D You'll k**l them all D Bm G F# If they'd just leave me alone D E G It's the secret life of a sewer monster and his pal D Who could k**l you but he doesn't E G D Because I feed his need with cottage cheese D E G D Please ignore me if you see my in your grocery store D E G D I'm just trying to save your life D There are times when I wonder E D If it wouldn't be better just to let them all die D Just to let them all die D Bm I guess I could even do it myself E D Instead of running every time to hide D Every time to hide D A But I guess I can see Bm D A little pice of me D Every time that I try A E Every time that I try D It's either them or me A E It's either them or me A D And I can't do it D E G Secret life of a sewer monster and his pal D Who could k**l you but he doesn't E G D Because I feed his need with cottage cheese D E G D Please ignore me if you see my in your grocery store D E G D I'm just trying to save your life E G D Just trying to save your life