Man I Love Being Drunk

C G C G I can't hold my liquor, would you mind if I held yours? C G C D When too much is not enough, that's how I know I need more C G C G It's just the booze talking, and it's speaking Japanese C G C D I'm sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me? E C E C Before I got into it, they called it some-cohol G D I'm sure that I will rue it, but I'll still ruin it all C G C G When I'm a solid six drinks in, you'll be a solid ten C G G D These beer goggles are prescription, 20/20 double-vision C G C G It's a brain cell genocide, get me a Hitler on the rocks C G D Wake up on a strangers floor, facе covered in sharpie cocks N.C. *cheek slap solo* C G C G I'm not surе why they call it a liver, because I'm pretty sure mines dead G D N.C. Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick, and say "F**k it, I'm going to bed. C G C G I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk C G I always forget why I regret it D C Man, I love being drunk N.C. (Breathalize me, Captain!) C G C G I'm pretty sure my BAC's higher than my debit balance C G D N.C. I can't afford this anymore, I'm still on my parents allowance C G C G And even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine C G D N.C. Officer, I'm good to drive but I can't walk two straight lines E G E G I propose a toast, I propose a toast D G D To my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat N.C. *burp* C G C G I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk C G I always forget why I regret it D C Man, I love being drunk C G C G C G D C C G C G C G D C C7 (f**k) C7 (shit) E C E C God, grant me serenity and the courage to chase it down G D Cause I heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round C G C G I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk C G I always forget why I regret it D C Man, I love being drunk D C Oh lord i said man, I love being drunk D C Oh my god, man, I love being drunk!