Your New Boyfriend

E E7 A Am E Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be G# When I was a kid on VOIP C#m I thought when I get older A ~ Am ~ I'd marry her, I told her E Now I'm 26 and I work in an office G# 9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest C#m If I could change a single thing A Am F#m11 ~ I'd make it me and not him A Am E But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat A Am E I've got the key and he's just a doormat A Am And even though he's got social skills E E7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills A Am Anyway, make the most of him, E G# A Am Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh F#m F#m Your new boyfriend's an arsehole N.C. Woo! | E | G# | C#m | A Am | | E | G# | C#m | A Am | E ~ Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared G# The one that took you away from me C#m You hit it off instantly A ~ Am ~ I know, cause you won't stop telling me E I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles G# Push against his fashion sense C#m I've thought about what he looks like nude A Am (I'm not gay though) E E G# Cause she's living the dream C#m Oh, she's living the dream A Am From back when we were seventeen E G# She's living the dream C#m Oh, she's living the dream A Am From back when we were seventeen E ~ How on earth can I be saved? N.C. When I'm one click away from insane C#m I just think that I deserve A ~ Am ~ A little bit of what I earned E I'm not gonna make another scene G# the one I made when I was 23 C#m A Am F#m11 ~ Means I'm not allowed in Disney World A Am E But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat A Am E I've got the key and he's just a doormat A Am 'Cause even though he's got social skills E E7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills A Am Anyway, make the most of him E G# A Am Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh F#m F#m Your new boyfriend's an arsehole | E | G# | C#m | A Am | E G# I think about you everyday C#m A Am So how on earth can I be saved E G# I think about him a lot as well C#m A Am Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell E Cause you're beauty G# And you're grace C#m A Am Your telephone calls are my favourite place E G# I want you to notice me C#m A Am E With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!) G# I want you to care C#m A Am I want to smell your hair E