The Nice Guy Ballad Chords Version 2 - Wilbur Soot

Intro

Hello, no one is available to take your call Please leave a message after the tone (beep) You're a fucking bitch Sarah, I swear to God I'm gonna find you, and (beep) Hey Sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause it's Y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us Please, please can you unblock me on MSN Messenger? (beep)

Verse 1

C G M’lady Am7 Fadd9 Can you hear me? C G Am7 Fadd9 Please don’t block my number again C G Look, I jumped through all your hoops Am7 Fadd9 We got off on the wrong foot C G Am7 Fadd9 But I want to prove to you C G Am7 Fadd9 That I’m not obsessed with s*x C G Am7 Fadd9

Verse 2

C G Am7 Left on seen Fadd9 C G Am7 Fadd9 Another visit to your Facebook gallery C G G Fadd9 This time not to masturbate C G Am7 Fadd9 But instead to appreciate C G Am7 Fadd9 Something no man could do as well as I can C G Am7 Fadd9 Something that shouldn’t be for free C G Am7 Fadd9 'Cause I’m the only guy for you C G Am7 Fadd9 And you’re the only girl for me

Chorus

Fmadd9 So why won’t you Bb6 Show me your tits? C G Am7 Fadd9

Verse 3

C G That restraining order Am7 Fadd9 Was a bit far C G Am7 Fadd9 All I did was attach a tracker onto your car C G It’s not a felony Am7 Fadd9 It’s not even a crime C G I just wanted to make sure (The next two chords are 1 strum) Am7 Fadd9 You weren't seeing any black guys

Verse 4

C G Who am I kidding? G Fadd9 A girl as pure as you C G Am7 Fadd9 Would never go for a man like me C G Am7 Fadd9 Because you are what reality is made of C G Am7 Even the part that’s gritty

Chorus

Fmadd9 So why won’t you Bb6 Show me your tits? N.C. Consensually C G Am7 Fadd9 (I’m a gentleman what can I say? C G Am7 Fadd9 I'm also really mentally stable)

Verse 5

C G I’m gonna k**l myself Am7 Fadd9 If you don’t go out with me C G I mean, it’s a stretch Am7 Fadd9 But blood is my dichotomy C G I mean, come on Am7 Fadd9 I wrote you a fucking song C G Am7 Fadd9 I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon C G (Not… not that you’re just a woman to me. Am7 Fadd9 I mean I'm a really sensitive guy. C G Am7 Fadd9 I can... I can see below the skin)

Chorus

Fmadd9 So why won’t you Bb6 Show me your tits?

Outro

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C G Am7 Fadd9 C G Am7 Fadd9 C G Am7 Fadd9 This isn’t where it ends C G We all make our mistakes Am7 Fadd9 And the world will keep on turning C G But it turns a lot slower Am7 Fmadd9 Bb6 When you’re not around N.C. I’ll settle for a picture of your feet