The Blarney Stone

F F F F Get off my ass you wee bitty f**k F F C F If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck F F F F Who's that girl, that pretty young thing F F C F After I f**k her she'll get up and sing F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye F F F F Down to the pub for a two shilling ale F F C F The bread on the counter is going stale F F F F If I don't get some fresh bread soon F F C F Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye F F F F Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time F F C F Got too many other things on me mind F F F F Patty was nice she was pale and cute F F C F But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye F F F F Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet F F C F Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet F F F F Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head F F C F When Patty starts crying this is what I said Chorus 4 F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye F Dm C C Aye aye aye F F C F The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye