Your Wife Is Cheatin On Us Again

A D E A A D Now, ol' Buddy, I'm not one to spread tales around. E A But I followed your wife and another cowboy to every honkytonk in town. A D Now we've been friends through thick and thin, that's the least that I could do. E A Me and her's been pretty dang close, there's nothin' I wouldn't do for you. A D But your wife is cheatin' on us again. E A What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine, that's the way it's always been. A D If you don't help me straighten her out, we ain't gonna stay friends. E A Your wife is cheatin' on us again. A A7 D E A A D Now, ol' Buddy, you could be just a little better sport about this. E A My poor ol' eyes is a gettin' sore from poundin' on your fist. A D So, let's shake hands and call it quits and go kick in that cowboy's door E A We'll show them a thing or two if you'll let me off off'a this floor. A D But your wife is cheatin' on us again. E A What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine, that's the way it's always been. A D If you don't help me straighten her out, we ain't gonna stay friends. E A Your old lady is cheatin' on us again. N.C. SPOKEN: Hey, ol' Buddy, let me go with this here scissor lock you got around my N.C. neck here. Let's go over there and straighten that feller out. N.C. 'Cause he's makin' a fool out of both of us you know. N.C. I got the address over there in that shirt pocket you just ripped off of me. N.C. Yeah, as soon as I find the rest of that ear that you just bit off. OUCH!