Frig Off Bud

G - 320033 Cadd2 - 3x2033 D - x00232 Am - x02210 G Cadd2 D D Cadd2 G 2x G Cadd2 D Well frig off bud, what the frig is that? D Cadd2 G Don Cherry called, he wants his fuckin' shirt back G Cadd2 D Frig off bud, I suggest you try soccer D Cadd2 G Your slapshot's a massive disappointment to your father G Cadd2 D Frig off bud, you're friggin' bush league buddy D Cadd2 G About as useful as canadian tire money G Cadd2 D Frig off bud, don't even say a word D Cadd2 G I've heard better chirps from a fuckin' dead bird Am Well frig off bud D You better frig off quick Am Better frig right off G Before I punch you in the dick G Cadd2 D Well frig off bud, you fuckin' fourth line duster D Cadd2 G The only woman that thinks you're handsome is your mother (I'm sure she's a nice lady though...) G Cadd2 D Frig off bud, you're friggin' down right mean D Cadd2 G I'll duct tape your mouth shut, you can call me Red Green G Cadd2 D Well frig off bud, let's take this outside D Cadd2 G Unless I find out that you're actually a pretty nice guy G Cadd2 D Frig off bud, I'm not gonna hurt ya D Cadd2 G If I wanted to work, I'd fuckin' move to Alberta Am Well frig off bud D You better frig off quick Am Better frig right off G Before I punch you in the dick G Cadd2 D You better frig off before I call my cousin out in glace bay D Cadd2 G He'll be here in six hours if the roads are okay G Cadd2 D It's really not a bad drive on the new Trans-Canada D Cadd2 G But when he gets here bud, we're gonna fuckin' handle ya Am Well frig off bud D You better frig off quick Am Better frig right off G Before I punch you in the dick Am Well frig off bud D You better frig off quick Am Better frig right off G Before I punch you in the dick