The Things I Do For Fun

C C Take a magnifying glass F And hold it up and stare into the sun I can't explain the things I do for fun C Can't recommend them to just anyone Who isn't willing to be blinded F For the chance to see the light F I can't proclaim the day will never come But when it does I'll be here singing: G "Come on everybody, lets get ready to go F Because we're going downtown C F And we're going to a rock n roll show!" C What is the strangest thing you've ever done? F I got you beat by a million and one I can't excuse the missteps of my past C The human body isn't built to last It's not designed to stand the test of time F Sometimes you have to lay it on the line F Cause if you don't you might regret it, yeah In fact I'm gonna make sure of it G Come on everybody, lets get ready to go F Because we're going downtown C F And we're going to a rock and roll show Instr Break G F C F C Yeah C Alright C Now, tell me you want me like I want you, girl Tell me you need me like you need a F Hole inside your head the size of a bullet Take away the safety net G Come on everybody, lets get ready to go F Because we're going downtown C F To a motherf**kin' rock and roll show Instr Break G F C F Chorus 4 G Come on everybody, lets get ready to go F Because we're going downtown C To a motherf**kin' rock and roll show