To A Friend On The Floor

A A/E A A/E E E/C# D D/A (2x) A A/E A A/E Sometimes you can't fight the powers that be E E/C# D D/A You end up sleeping on your bathroom floor A A/E A A/E But with the late April showers and the 4 am breeze E E/C# D D/A At least you got a place that’s dry and warm A A/E A A/E You got ahead of yourself and now you’re taking the toll E E/C# D D/A I'll sit here Indian style and sing you screeching weasel A A/E A A/E All complications aside, you’re just a sick animal E E/C# D D/A So lay your head where it leads you. A A/E (strum next 4 chords once) A C# D Dm E (little bass riff on low E string) A A/E A A/E Sometimes I like to think there’s a place we all go E E/C# D D/A It’s filled with chocolate milk and chips ahoy A A/E A A/E And with a good attitude we'll be kickin' it soon E E/C# D D/A and taking shots with Walt Disney A A/E A A/E I called my mom today but it wasn't too nice E E/C# D D/A she said "thanks for the call, now get a grip on your life" A A/E A A/E I said I'm trying so hard it’s just moving so fast E E/C# D D/A These kinds of things scare me shitless A A/E A C# D Dm E and all of the while, A F#m D E A I've got a friend on the floor, and I won't leave until he's counting sheep F#m D E and in his bed nice and warm and all the barf is clean A F#m D E A I promise you'll wake with a smile, cause it happens to me once in a while F#m D E A I'll sing you songs till you can open your eyes, hold up your head, and tell me your fine.