Halfway Hotel

C G/B C/Bb Am7 Ab7 Dm G7 C Em Hey mama, it's a long long way Bb To your borderland home where the A7 Ddim7 butterflies play all day. C G Yeah it's a long long way Am Em And I'm awful hungry you know Am Em I could almost eat my words Dm I said I'd give up my vacation F Fm To take you right across the nation Fm E And your Mother thinks I'm crazy too E Am G I'll tell you what I think we should do. C G Why don’t we pull in at the half way hotel Am G I long for service at the ring of a bell Gm Fmaj7 G And we could sleep in late Fmaj7 G Hey, your Mummy and your Daddy can wait. C G And if we pull in at the halfway hotel Am G Why they're so discreet and I know only too well Gm Fmaj7 G You won't get home again G Fmaj7 G No it ain’t home but you'll be welcome to stay. F Fdim7 You'll be amazed to see the people who you thought so swell C Tipping back the moselle Cdim7 Dm And life is so hard on a credit card G Bb9 Am Ab9 Dm Gsus4 It almost over, at the halfway hotel. Ooh C Em Hey mama, can you feel the heat Bb My radiator's all dry A7 Ddim7 And we're the only fools left in the street C G But sure I think you're sweet. Am Em But I ain’t no hero you know Am Em You been mixing me up with those men in that slush Dm F You fill your mind with all that comic book stuff Fm And it's your imagination, Fm E playing little tricks on you E Am G But at least I think I know what to do. C G Why don’t we pull in at the half way hotel Am G I long for service at the ring of a bell Gm Fmaj7 G And we could sleep in late Fmaj7 G Hey, your Mummy and your Daddy can wait. C G And if we pull in at the halfway hotel Am G Why they're so discreet and I know only too well Gm Fmaj7 G You won't get home again G Fmaj7 G No it ain’t home but you'll be welcome to stay. F Fdim7 You'll be amazed to see the people who you thought so swell C Tipping back the moselle Cdim7 Dm And life is so hard on a credit card G Bb9 Am Ab9 Dm Gsus4 It almost over, at the halfway hotel. Repeat Chorus and end