Comedy Days

D A F#m E Bm F#m A D A F#m E Bm A F#m A D A F#m E Bm D (Last D continues until the chord change) A F#m Drinking tequilla on a dinner table, E D flippin' off the news A Wakin' up in the morning, F#m E D but I shouldn't tie my shoes A I laugh at parasitic worms F#m E D (indecipherable) eating eyes A F#m A I cackle at the tragedy suspecting all our lives Bm Thank you, nice white woman for F#m A talkin' for my kind D Bm F#m I'd rather suck off Reagen than listen to you whine F#m E D A citizen A Up on stage F#m E 'Cuz it makes me feel alive Bm I can tell you're not having fun F#m D So I hope you have a night D A F#m E Bm F#m A D A F#m E Bm D Dm D (last D continues until the chord change) A I'm a comedian E F#m D I am full of sin A My life's a joke E until I croak again F#m D (indeicpherable) A and maybe I could try and try E to shed F#m a tear D A E Bm and fix my life F#m E Bm don't you think this world is better with a laugh? F#m E Bm change comes from the (indecipherable) F#m I can only form my thoughts E Bm through murky conduits F#m so if you don't like it E why don't you suck my dick D F#m it's not a role E F#m it's a joke D A E this is how I cope D A it's not a role E it's a joke D A E this is how I cope D A F#m E Bm F#m E D A F#m E Bm C# D G D A F#m E Bm E G D E G D E G D E G D E G D E G D (single strum on the last D