Pong Dance

Em G D C Em G D A Em G Been away for college, was the baddest geek around D C He's been doing everything but make his parents proud Em G He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk D A Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk C G His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend D Em His barbie tried a female Ken C G But when the white ball hits the red cup D B7 He's the baddest fucker in the frat club Em G D C Then he does the pong dance Em G He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint D C He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!" Em G And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red D A Even though he told the guys he got her into bed C G But when you see him at the table D A He turns out to be rather stable Em G And when the white ball hits the red cup D B7 He's the baddest fucker in the frat club N.C. Then he does the pong dance Em G D C 4x Em Then he does the pong dance