Myrtle

intro C Dm G C A funny pilgrim on a crazy crusade Dm G C a saucy chaucer, a sorry chapter mislaid G Am F C whittled with an exacto-knife plumb right thru my load-bearing wall F C im horrified now i could do such a thing Dm G but i thought i saw the singer F C ive heard those chimes so many other times Dm C but if i gave in it had to've been F C i whupped it out and destroyed my selfish cocoon Dm C since i gave in it had to've been Dm G C 'n' i gave in , i hope it had to've been G Am F C im not an optomist... im not a realist F C Dm G i might be a sub-realist but i cant substantiate Dm Em F it was bigger than me and i felt like a sick child G C dragged by a donkey thru the myrtle