This Aint My First Rodeo

A You say your Mama called and you must go E She's down in the bed and needs you so And you don't know if you'll be coming home tonight or not E7 A But Honey ain't your Mama sick a lot A Lately your head hurts every night E Could it be you wear your clothes too tight Since you don't seem to hear or see a thing I say or do E7 A Then I know there's nothing I can do for you A D A This ain't my first Rodeo E E7 This ain't the first time this old Cowboy been throwed E This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show E7 A This ain't my first Rodeo A E A A Your telling me you've lost your wedding band E Somehow you say it sipped right off your hand When I ask about those box'es stacked there by the door E7 A You say it's just old things you dont wear no more A I didn't make it all the way through school E But my Mama didn't raise any fools I may not be the Einstein of our time E7 A But honey I'm not dumb and I'm not blind A D A This ain't my first Rodeo E E7 This ain't the first time this old cowboy been throwed E This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show E7 A This ain't my first Rodeo