Relocation Blues

D A7 A folding cot, that's about my speed; D Some folding money is the thing I need; D7 G Fourteen kids and a hog to feed, D A7 D Got the relocation blues. D A7 County welfare it will make you fat, D It will buy you a brand new Stetson hat, D7 G If you can prove you're a Democrat, D A7 D Got the relocation blues. A7 I don't know, but I been told D That uptown factory is made out of gold; D7 G But I'm too dumb to work, too weak to roll, D A7 D Got those relocation blues. A7 A factory hand he pays a union fee; D A farmer, he gets a great big subsidy; D7 G All a coal miner gets is sympathy, D A7 D Got the relocation blues.