Funk Flash

G# C#7 I got magic in my fingertips F# I'm profound I got a sound that gets your B E crew doin backflips G# C#7 I put the grooves in your dancin shoes F# so don't wait, don't hesistate to let your B E heart dictate your fate G# C#7 I met a girl just the other day F# I said "hey", she said "yo", B E I said "hey", she said "yo", I know G# C#7 who puts the grooves in your dancin shoes F# So if ya got it step up, B E but if ya don't ya better listen up G# C#7 'cause if ya don't got the groove on F# B E then I suggest ya get a move on, son G# C#7 And if ya can't feel that funk flash F# B E then I suggest ya take a lesson from Ash G# C#7 I got upon my flow like plans I'm beginnin' 'em F# B E no one really pays Ash any more than minimum G# C#7 I'm not the one to obey the status quo F# B E I was an amateur but I'd prefer to be a pro, yo G# C#7 Check with ya doc before ya get into this routine F# B E I flow slow like the gravy on your poutine G# C#7 Spic and span on the mic, they call me "Mr. Clean" F# B E so buckle up before ya travel in my rhyme machine G# C#7 Year round packin' bud like an evergreen F# B E try exercise 'stead of munchin' on your Lean Cuisine G# C#7 And if ya don't got the groove on F# B E well I suggest ya get a move on, son G# C#7 And if ya can't feel that funk flash F# B E well I suggest ya take a lesson from Ash, I G# C#7 I got a vibe that's electrical F# I connect with an effect that's both B E correct and G symmetrical G# C#7 so watch my back because I'm classified F# and the files are next to Watergate B E because the government owes in every state G# C#7 Bill Gates may be a big shot F# but all the money in his empire B E could never buy the groove I got G# C#7 Bill Gates may be a big shot F# but all the money in his empire B E could never buy the groove I got G# C#7 And if ya don't got the groove on F# B E well I suggest ya get a move on, son G# C#7 And if ya can't feel that funk flash F# B E well I suggest ya take a lesson from Ash G# Don't mean to be technical C#7 Clear as the crystical F# Ash don't got a Glock B E He prefers to eat a popsicle G# Defying laws of gravity C#7 Opinions like a cavity F# B E I Like to talk shit but prefer originality G# Whiter than bone marrow C#7 Sharp like the arrow F# B E In Mexico, I smoke the ganja, wear the sombrero G# C#7 Bless the ones who copy me, respect the disc jockey F# See, I stole Park Place and Boardwalk B E So I always win Monopoly G# Cruising in the sloop C#7 Fruitalize the Froot Loop F# B E “Excuse me, waiter sir, there's a fly in my soupy-soup” G# So the pyros keep on lightin' C#7 Dirt and soap keep up the fighting F# Verbal contracts aren't worth shit B E We like to seal the deal in writin' G# C#7 Cruising in the Jetta, red like the poinsettia F# B E Got no double-barrels, automatics, sawed offs, Berrettas G# Thought you was God-sent C#7 Respect my environment F# We'll be Team of Captains 'til the day of our enlightenment End on A