Roadkill

G C G D G C G D G G Anyone see that truck or get its plate C Didnt blow a horn or use a jake brake G D Ya just piled up and poured it on as you were changing gears G Heard a sound, couldnt place it You were cummin loud C If they'd a been around, well you'd a drawed a crowd G D G Couldnt hear nothin but your engine screamin in my ears C You flew round them curves, tires all smokin G Wasnt watching for you, my brains was a soakin C D In the BBQ sauce, coleslaw, and beer I had drank C Woulda never guessed you had a CDL G Girl ya run my ass over, now Im flat as hell C A D Semi musta been haulin it all, and the kitchen sank C Well Im layin here Im a sticky mess G Saw your airbags over my head C Thought you were turnin round to come and clean me up D But you were makin sure I was dead C Well ya parked it slow right below my waist G Em Still had a little hope until D Said Im a mother-trucker, and Im haulin love G and Im claimin this roadkill G Well she blew me back up drivin down the road C Till I was kickin and croakin like a boilin toad G She lied about doin it before A D But I dont care G Well the next time we stopped, I put up a fight C Tried to choke her out, then I started to bite G D G Only thing I managed to do, was pull her hair C Well Im layin here Im a sticky mess G Saw your airbags over my head C Thought you were turnin round to come and clean me up D But you were makin sure I was dead C Well ya parked it slow right below my waist G Em Still had a little hope until D Said Im a mother-trucker, and Im haulin love G and Im claimin this roadkill G C G D G C G D G C Well Im layin here Im a sticky mess G Saw your airbags over my head C Thought you were turnin round to come and clean me up D But you were makin sure I was dead C Well ya parked it slow right below my waist G Em Still had a little hope until D Said Im a mother-trucker, and Im haulin love G and Im claimin this roadkill C Nearly one year later D She still hauls my load G And Im still her roadkill