The Dildo Song Chords - Uncle John

Intro

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Verse 1

D A A knock came on my door one day and I went out to see A I saw my friend standing there this question he asked me D G He said I have a paper here I said I think I know A D You’re going around from house to house to change the name Dildo D A I said now friend I will not sign to change this precious name, A D I hope that every person here they will feel the same G For God will travel with us wherever we may go D G And he will never laugh and joke about the name Dildo.

Chorus

G D stands for our dignity our name will never change D A And I stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed D L we fought for liberty and D for days of old D A While O spells out that loving word that we all call Dildo

Riff

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Verse 2

D A Now when I die I’ll leave this place this home in which I love A D And God will get me ready then to take me up above D G He will take me by the hand forever we will go D To a home he’s built in heaven that he has named Dildo

Chorus

Verse 3

D Now Dildo is a little town that sits beside the sea A D You’ll Find the people oh so kind, with hospitality D G So come and take a visit, you’ll always be a friend D There’s a welcome mat on every door, don’t knock just come on in.

Chorus

G D stands for our dignity our name will never change D A And I stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed D L we fought for liberty and D for days of old D While O spells out that loving word that we all call Dildo End Riff

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