Feels Like Blasphemy

G C When the world turned upside down G D You were there to bring me comfort G C With my boots stuck to the ground G D Kept my lip from getting sun-burnt G C But now you're gone and I miss you G D I guess it means that we are through G D G D But you'll be back again some day G C Its only been a day alone G D I thought that I would be stronger G C And I don't know where you have gone G D Only that you're with me no longer G C I threw your life down the drain G D At least I know you felt no pain G D G D Cuz I feel it for the both of us C G You were more than just a mustache to me D G You're absence is a catastrophe C G You were not allowed so you had to go D G But you'll be back in a year or so C G You were more than any mustache could be D G Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy C D G D Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy G C When we first started our affair G D They all said you didn't fit me G C But I's your face and you my facial hair G D And the realization finally hit me G C Even though you were a sloppy mess G D You still made my face look its best G D G D So I just patiently wait for your return C G You were more than just a mustache to me D G You're absence is a catastrophe C G You were not allowed so you had to go D G But you'll be back in a year or so C G You were more than any mustache could be D G Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy C D G D Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy (slow down w/single strum per note) C G Now most of you probably couldn't care less D G Grow hair how you want on your face or your chest C G But Uncle Sam owns me and governs my face D G Says a gas mask won't work if there's hair in that place C G And I can't disagree cuz I signed on the line D G But when I retire I know that you'll find C G A stereotypical veteran man D G Who'll grow his facial hair just as long as he can And then you'll see that... C G You were more than just a mustache to me D G You're absence is a catastrophe C G You were not allowed so you had to go D G But you'll be back in a year or so C G You were more than any mustache could be D G Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy C G You were more than just a mustache to me D G You're absence is a catastrophe C G You were not allowed so you had to go D G But you'll be back in a year or so C G You were more than any mustache could be D G Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy C D G D G Cleanly shaven feels like blasphemy