If Whiskey Could Talk

G C D G If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy G D C G Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy G C D G But it's money well spent just to help me feel free G D C G From the pain she creates when she's cheating on me G D C G Well she's at it again, living high on the streets G D C G So I reach for the bottle just to help me to sleep G C D G And I lay here in bed and dream of a time G D C G When she was content with being all mine G C D G If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy G D C G Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy G C D G But it's money well spent just to help me feel free G D C G From the pain she creates when she's cheating on me G D C G She'll come back to me when the lights have gone down G D C G And she's ran out of men to buy her a round G C D G But she dreads coming home to that drunk in her bed G D C G Who's living alone hanging on by a thread G C D G If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy G D C G Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy G C D G But it's money well spent just to help me feel free G D C G From the pain she creates when she's cheating on me