Maynards Dick

E5 G5 D5 A5 G5 2x E G D A G 2x E G D It's all an open center D A G E Opens up and lets the wind lift him away E G D It doesn't have to feel water D A G It's just a place that feels right with him E G D Kinda like the way you're breathing D A G E I kinda like the way you keep looking away E G Would you like to glide on, G D A G Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's G E Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G E Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G E Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G A5 G Diiiiiiiiiiiick E G D There's a shyness found in reason D A G E Apprehensive influence swallow away E G D You seem to feel abysmal take it D A G then you're careful grace for sure Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion) E G5 D5/E Kinda like the way you're breathing D5 A5 G5 E I kinda like the way you keep looking away E G5 Would you like to glide on, G5 D5/E A5 Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick G5 E5 Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 E5 Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 E5 G Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G A5 G A G Diiiiiiiiiiiick E5 G5 Took you out in the back of the toolshed E5 C5 Put it right on top of your forehead E * F# * Took you out in the back of the toolshed G * A * G5 ** Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's G5 ** E5 ** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 ** E5 ** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 ** E5 ** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 ** Diiiiiiick!