Hooker With A Penis

D D - -) D D D D D D F F I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a D D D D F Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings F F F New tattoos that claimed that D DU U D D D C He was OGT, C D After '92, D C C The first EP. D D - -) C D And in between D D Sips of Coke D D He told me that D He thought D D D We were sellin' out, F F Layin' down, F F Suckin' up F F To the man. D DU U D C Well now I've got some G D D Advice for you, little buddy. F G Before you point the finger D You should know that D I'm the man, C And if I'm the man, G Then you're the man, and D A He's the man as well so you can F G D D Point that fuckin' finger up your ass. F G D D D D - -) D D D All you know about me is what I've sold you, D Dumb f**k. D D D D D I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. F F I sold my soul to make a record, F Dip shit, F F F F And you bought one. D DU U D C So I've got some G D D Advice for you, little buddy. F G Before you point your finger D You should know that D I'm the man, C G If I'm the fuckin' man D A Then you're the fuckin' man as well So you can F G D D Point that fuckin' finger up your ass. F G D D F F D D DU U D A D D All you know about me is what I've sold you, D Dumb f**k. F F G G D I sold out long before you ever heard my name. D D I sold my soul to make a record, D Dip shit, F G D D And you bought one. D DU U D C G D D F G D D D D - -) F F All you read and F F Wear or see and C C Hear on TV C C Is a product G G Begging for your G G Fatass dirty D Dollar N.C. So...Shut up and (DUDUDUDU) D D D Buy buy buy C C Buy my new record D D D Buy buy buy C C Send more money D D F**k you, buddy. C C F**k you, buddy. D D F**k you, buddy. C C F**k you, buddy. D (hold)