Cousin Kevin

Dsus4 D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D We're on our own, cousin. All alone, cousin C#sus4 C# C#sus4 C# Let's think of a game to play, now the grownups have all gone away Csus4 C You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb Csus4 C But I've no one to play with today Bsus4 B Do you know how to play hide-and-seek? Bsus4 B To find me it would take you a week A#sus4 A# But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere A#sus4 A# There's a lot I can do with a freak F# D#m F# D How would you feel if I turned on the bath, B C# D Ducked your head under and started to laugh? F# D#m F# D What would you do if I shut you outside B C# D D#m C# D To stand in the rain and catch cold so you die? F# E D I'm the school bully F# E D The classroom cheat F# E D The nastiest play-friend F# E D You ever could meet F# E D I'll stick pins in your fingers F# E D And tread on your feet Dsus4 D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D We're on our own, cousin. All alone, cousin C#sus4 C# C#sus4 C# Let's think of a game to play, now the grownups have all gone away Csus4 C You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb Csus4 C But I've no one to play with today Bsus4 B Do you know how to play hide-and-seek? Bsus4 B To find me it would take you a week A#sus4 A# But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere A#sus4 A# There's a lot I can do with a freak F# D#m F# D Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm B C# D Would change your expression to one of alarm F# D#m F# D Drag you around by a lock of your hair B C# D D#m C# D Or give you a push at the top of the stairs F# E D I'm the school bully F# E D The classroom cheat F# E D The nastiest play-friend F# E D You ever could meet F# E D I'll put glass in your dinner F# E D And spikes in your seat Dsus4 D Dsus4