A Little Theorizing

Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Boot up your computer, stick a disk in your console’s drive, Bb F Dm C Whatever platform you’re choosing, it’s time to switch on your mind, Bb F Dm C Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNaF or those evenings down in the mines, Bb F Dm C But if you look past all those shiny graphics you’ll be surprised what you’ll find, Bb F Dm C Bb Inside these worlds we love, behind our TV screens, F Dm C Bb There’s so much to discover when you peek between, F Dm C Bb The tiny gaps in the story, science, math and the lore, F Dm C Bb We’ve got all that to explore, plus there’s some dеcent memes, F Dm C Bb How hard doеs a headshot blow? How fast does a hedgehog go? F Dm Frogger might not last in biology class, C Bb But have you tried to dissect a Toad? F Dm C Bb How creepers get to explode? The secrets buried in code? F N.C. You’ll never guess what happened to the guests that were left in that restaurant though. Bb F Dm C Bb In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat, F Dm C Bb With each achievement, your view becomes a bit more complete, F Dm C Bb And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve, F Dm C Bb We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve, F Dm These games have secrets inside, and, C Bb As a team, we can find them, F Dm You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon, C Bb F So why not do a little theori-zing? Dm C Bb F N.C. I think it’s time we did a little theori-zing. Bb F Dm C It’s a whole lotta’ research and the clues keep piling up, Bb F Dm C But you’re not a ScottGames teaser, you’re already bright enough, Bb F Dm C So sit back and grab a diet coke or a can full of human souls, Bb F Dm C And ask if you might survive the jump, chucking nuggets into the hole, Bb F Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion, Dm C So you think to try it at the bottom of the ocean, Bb F Get the physics right or glass will probably be broken, Dm C Then it’s still more likely than the FNaF box ever opening, Bb F Carrion flesh, Marionettes, Dm C Bb Keeping companions fed, F Dm How old Ash Ketchum gets, C Bb And we all know that Sans is Ness! F Dm Never had I thought of Markiplier getting freaky, C With a Pokémon made by combining other species, Bb F Dm Volcanic pressure washing coughing, dogs inside the TV, C The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me, Bb F Dm The secret of the bottle flip, the Ender Dragon obelisks, C Just why is Zipper’s body zipped? A million other theories, Bb F You may gain a wealth of know Dm N.C. But you aren’t as rich as Luigi. Bb F Dm C Bb In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat, F Dm C Bb With each achievement, your view becomes a bit more complete, F Dm C Bb And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve, F Dm C Bb We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve, F Dm These games have secrets inside, and, C Bb As a team, we can find them, F Dm You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon, C Bb F So why not do a little theori-zing? Dm C Bb F Dm C I think it’s time we did a little theori-zing. Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C But we’re not contained to video games, there’s loads to explore, Bb F Dm C Will you or the food expire first, locked in a grocery store? Bb F Dm C When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door? Bb F Dm C And five pro-strats for surviving traps if you were chosen in Saw, Bb F The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom Starship, Dm C The dragonfly mechanics of some animate cars, Bb F Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks, Dm C Or the best hamburger tactics when you’re stacking the parts, Bb F If everyone together does a clap and a half, Dm C We add the decibels we measure then map that on a graph, Bb F You’d see we don’t need professors here for cracking the answers, Dm C It’s clever but never forget, we’re having a laugh, Bb F And we’ll do a lot of learning on the way, Dm C The gears are always churning so just turn another page, Bb F Whoever said that work should be impervious to play, Dm C Never learned to peek behind the curtain of the games, Bb F A curious community is spinning the globe, Dm C You could join us too, but it’s a slippery slope, Bb F I’m addicted, so I think I’ll pick theories we wrote, N.C. Then I’ll wrap them with a bow and give it to the Pope. Bb F Dm C Bb In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat, F Dm C Bb With each achievement, your view becomes a bit more complete, F Dm C Bb And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve, F Dm C Bb We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve, F Dm These games have secrets inside, and, C Bb As a team, we can find them, F Dm You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon, C Bb F So why not do a little theori-zing? Dm C Bb F Dm C I think it’s time we did a little theori-zing. Bb F A little theori-zing, Dm C (But that’s just a theory, a game theory), Bb F A little theori-zing, Dm C (But that’s just a theory, a game theory), Bb F A little theori-zing, Dm C (But that’s just a theory, theori-zing, a game theory), Bb F Dm C (But that’s just a theory, a game theory), Bb F I think it’s time we did a little theori-zing. Dm C Bb F But hey that’s just a theory, a game theory, C Thanks for watching. Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C Bb F Dm C