Why Dont You Get a Job?

F Bb My friend's got a girlfriend man he hates that bitch F C He tells me every day F Bb He says "man I really gotta lose my chick F C F In the worst kind of way" (***) F Bb She sits on her ass he works his hands to the bone F C To give her money every payday F Bb But she wants more dinero just to stay at home F C F Well my friend you gotta say F Bb I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way F C F Why don't you get a job F Bb Say no way, say no way, no way F C F Why don't you get a job F Bb I guess all his money, well it isn't enough F C To keep her bill collectors at bay F Bb I guess all his money, well it isn't enough F C F Cause that girl's got expensive taste Bb F Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all Bb C But hey man free rides just don't come along, every day F Bb My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick F C She tells me every day F Bb He wants more dinero just to stay at home F C F Well my friend you gotta say