If Stuart Could Talk

A D F D A D F D A D F D A G F A Esus E I got a little friend he's with me to the end A Esus E What does he say? A Esus E I ask him for opinions and political decisions A Esus E Each and every day Prechorus D A B E I know that it's a dream and obscene anyway A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A D F D A G F Now, what would he say if Stuey could talk to me? A Esus E Whenever i'm alone i'm really not alone A Esus E He's always there A Esus E When I am going to falter and I'm standing at the altar A Esus E And there's not a prayer Prechorus D A B E I know it's up to him if have to sin there's a way A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A D F D A D F Well now, what would he say if Stuey could talk to me? D A G F Talk to me B What would he say? B What would he say? B What would he say? B What would he say? B A F# B A F# (spoken) "Yes, my name is Stuart, and I assure you I can speak B A F# And lately I find myself astounded B A F# At the sort of company you keep C# B G# Something further I must mention C# B G# Of this fact I cannot understand C# B G# Is your insatiable attention C# B G# At annoying me with your hand. E F# D And in closing may I offer E F# D This point must be succint E F# D My purpose is for procreation E C# D And not facilitating in your sink. A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D If Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A E D Stuey, if Stuart could talk (what would he say?) A D F D A D F Well now, what would he say if Stuey could talk to me? D A D Talk to me F D A Stuey can you talk to me?