Fat Little Killer Boy

E Fat Little Killer Boy E Eggs, Sugar and Joy B7 Pappa used to beat em B7 And Momma used to knead him E Like some rolly Polly boy E Now he's making food out of you E Slicing this piece in two B7 Hate taught how to make him B7 Learn just how to bake em E Into some tasty joy A D E Fat Little Killer Boy D Don't tease him A Just please him E Tell him he's a good boy A D E Or his hammer's coming down on you G F# F E Oh, Fat Little Killer Boy E Hit you in the head with a hammer E K**l you and make up a batter B7 Put you in a cake B7 Bake you til you're great E Cut you then served on a platter E Perogies, cabbage rolls too E Them boys teased you all the way through B7 Called you little fatty B7 Slapped you like a patty E Now they're in a tasty stew A D E Fat Little Killer Boy D Don't tease him A Just please him E Tell him he's a good boy A D E Or his hammer's coming down on you G G G# Oh, you’re so A D E Fat little killer boy D Don't tease him A Just please him E Tell him he's a good boy A D E Or his hammer's coming down on you G G F# F Oh, Fat Little Killer Boy E Fat Little Killer Boy E Eggs, Sugar and Joy