Ringo Buys A Rifle

verse: (with verse riff of course) C# We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up G# When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle A People told him what to say B Ordered (???) dream away G# Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming A John was dubbing Ringo's humming B People were starting to talk (play short sharp chords here, exactly as shown, in time with the words) E D D We start wars E E D D forget the poor E E D D That all must change E A A A A Ringo buys a rifle We stand tall Try to evolve We'll walk on water Ringo buys a rifle Animals will bear their fangs Pope will join a gang We'll all get new shoes When Ringo buys a rifle Buildings come crashing down Lost things will be found Life'll be so much better When Ringo buys a rifle Tried to keep his head level Was possessed by the devil Church is callin' Ringo's mom Telling her Ringo's a bum Rumors are starting to fly We'll be one To love a gun That's how we'll live Ringo buys a rifle We start small Must learn to crawl We'll learn to fly Ringo buys a rifle (let chords ring) D Doesn't want to be cute G He just wants to shoot A Blow them away D Make them all pay G His mind has jumped track A He's a Beatle maniac D F# Hey Paul, you asshole - DUB THIS! (back to verse riff) When Ringo buys a rifle When Ringo buys a rifle