Chrome Dome

(spoken) This one goes out to who? Carl Perkins, Telly Savalas and Sonny Curtis... One, two, three, four One, two, three... A A7 2x A Well honey, what made you think that you were such hot stuff? A B E I told you that I loved you and you said, gee that's rough A A7 I saw that guy you're messing with and he's nowhere A E A The only thing he's got is a full head of hair A Honey, it ain't my fault that I've been cursed by the man upstairs A B E I got a double helpin' of brains, but half a helpin' of hairs A A7 I own a brand new Cadillac and a bought and paid for home A E A But the girls they all just walk on by and call me ol' chrome dome D Chrome dome, it ain't easy being slick A Chrome dome, my condition makes me sick D D7 I could be the king of England a-sitting on a throne A E A Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome A A7 A B E A A7 A E A A A7 I tried to wear a hat, but that just made me itch A B E I tried to wear a wig, but it just blew off in a ditch A A7 I tried that stuff on TV, that funny smelling foam A E A Well, none of that stuff worked, I guess I'll stay the ol' chrome dome D Chrome dome, it ain't easy being slick A Chrome dome, my condition makes me sick D D7 I could be the king of England a-sitting on a throne A E A Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome A E A Instead I'm here complaining, 'cause I'm the ol' chrome dome A A7 2x