Rock You Hard This Christmas

D While the jingle bells are jinglin' Dm And the snow begins to fall D And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies Em A Just across the hall D I'm freaking 'bout what to get you Dm Then it suddenly occurs to me Em The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree! D G I wanna rock you hard this Christmas D Em A I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy D C Bm G We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas D C I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane G Bb A D I'm your little drummer boy D While the eggnog is all noggy Dm And the fireplace all a-glow D Em A While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below Dm I hope you like my present D Gm It was way too big to wrap Em I'm gonna get naughty all over your body Come sit on Santa's lap! D G I wanna rock you hard this Christmas D Em A I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy D C Bm G We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas D C I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane G Bb A D I'm your little drummer boy D (C'mon!) Bm We'll be slushin' like snow angels til the morning Bb We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above D We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney G A We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love N.C. But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say: A D G Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas D Em A I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy D C Bm G So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas A D And the world will start rejoicing Bb And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum) Bm C And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings D And the seven pipers are piping Em The eight maids are milking in the snow Bm B And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho... (ho ho ho ho ho) E D A Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas! E D A Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya! E D A Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas! E Deck the halls with your Christmas balls! A C D E Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!