The Sunday Driver

G D G Well, I've been a Sunday driver noo for many's a happy year, G D I've never had my Morris Minor oot o' second gear. G D I can drive at fifty miles an hour on motorway or track, G D G with me wife up front beside me and her mother in the back. C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Jean. G D G In a crowd of fifty trippers you can always pick me oot, G D by my “Don't blame me, I voted Tory” sticker on the boot, G D wi' my bunch of heather stickin' from my radiator grille, G D G and me stick-on transfer bullet holes and licence for tae k**l. C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Peg. G D G I've a hundred plastic pennants just to show you where I've been, G D my steering wheel is clad in simulated leopard-skin. G D Up front fae the drivin' mirror hangs a plastic skeleton, G D G and in the back a dog wi' eyes that flicker off and on ! C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Lee. G D G Well, I always drive as though my foot was restin' on the brake, G D I weave aboot the road just so's ye cannae overtake. G D I can get ye sae frustrated that ye'll finish up in tears, G D G and the sound of blarin' motor horns is music to my ears ! C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Liz. G D G Now, if ye wonder how these weekly trips I can afford, G D it's because I'm on a stipend from the Scottish Tourist Board. G D You're supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest of it's kind, G D G and that is why I have a convoy followin' behind ! C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Rose. G D G There's just no way of escaping me, no matter how ye seek, G D for the simple fact that I'm a traffic warden through the week. G D I'm boostin' my efficiency, and here's my master plan: G D G I'm savin' up my pennies just to buy a Caravan. C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Gertrude. C G There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy, D G D G and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, “Yer gaun too fast”.