Santa Lost A Ho

C A G Santa used to like to chuckle.  C G He's always been a bellyful of laughs, G Sittin' in his Santa Claus chair A D Posing for the photographs.  G But now he don't laugh so much, C G In fact, about one-third less. G E Old Saint Nick got a problem. 
 A G Man, he's in an awful mess. G A D Cause he used to go 'ho-ho-ho',  D G D Now he's only goin' 'ho-ho' (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?). 
 D I don't know. 
 G But Santa's feelin' might low.  G C He used to do 'hidey-ho', 
 C G A Now he's only doing 'hidey-' (Oh-oh! (typewriter ding) Where'd the other ho go?).  A D G I don't know, Santa lost a ho. G Now, Santa's been doin' his best C G To get into the Christmas mood.  G Keepin' his little elves happy, 
 A D He's the number one Christmas dude. 
 G But there ain't no joy, 
 G 'Cause just one toy  C G Is missin' from Santa's shack. G E He never had a doll go AWOL A G Once he got her in the sack. G A D 'Cause he used to go 'ho-ho-ho', D G D Now he's only goin' 'ho-ho' (Oh-oh! (whizz) Where'd the other ho go?).  D I don't know,  G But Santa's feelin' mighty low. G C He used to do 'hidey-ho', C G D Now he's only doin' 'hidey-' (Oh-oh! (boing) Where'd the other ho go?) . D I don't know. G D G Santa lost a ho. CGAD GCGEAG B You better find that ho  Em Before it takes off Christmas eve, A Am 'Cause a Santa that's only got two ho's  D No one would believe. G Oh, Santa if you need some cheerin',  C G Stop by on your way.  G Jug Band goin' to par-tay A D All the way to Christmas day. G Just open up your bag of joy, C G Soon you gonna feel alright. G E You're gonna leave here laughin' A G Even if you're one ho light. G A 'Cause he used to go 'ho-ho-ho', D G A Now he's only goin' 'ho-ho' (Oh-oh! (Buzz) Where'd the other ho go?). A I don't know, G But Santa's feelin' mighty low. G C He used to do 'hidey-ho', C G A Now he's only doin' 'hidey-' (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?). A I don't know, D G Santa lost a ho. G C But I do know C C# Good things in life, C G E They come and go. E A D G Poor old santa lost a ho. (Whizz) C G A