Regretting What I Said

F A Dm Dm I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator Bb Bb F C Snaps when you step on board A A Dm Dm And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head G G C C And get mangled by the downstairs revolving door F A Dm Dm And I was kidding when I said I hope the number one-oh three bus Bb Bb F C Hits and makes a pancake out of you Dm Dm A A I'm sorry, I'm sorry Bb C F C Isn't amazing what a woman in love will do? F A Dm Dm And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge Bb Bb F C Flip over and crash through the rail A A Dm Dm And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local s*x offender G G C C Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail F A Dm Dm And I really don't want to see you getting radiation poisonining from the metal detector Bb Bb F C That all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through Dm Dm A A I'm sorry, forgive me Bb C F C For all the mean things I said to you A A Dm Dm You thought I didn't have a temper A A Dm Dm Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise! A A Dm Dm But I really don't want to see you dismembered by the marijuana sniffing dogs G G C C When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice F A Dm Dm And I'm sorry that I said I hope the plane explodes in mid-air Bb Bb F C As it carries you away from me A A Dm Dm And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs G G C C On the mountain while you ski F A Dm Dm And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother Bb Bb F C Even though we both know they're true Dm Dm A A I'm sorry, forgive me Dm Dm A A I'm swallowing my pride I'd feel so guilty if you died Bb F - C F - Bb F Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you.