If Your Dad Doesnt Have A Beard Youve Got Two Mums

Inro: A C D F G A Remember When you were fourteen C Your dad taught you to shave D That wasnt a very fatherly way A F G For him to behave A You had to watch your first beard C Floating down the drain D A beard abandoned A F G A son betrayed F G A Your dad taught you how F G E7 And look at you now Ref: A E D Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard E A Youve got two mums E D E (Two beardless mums) A E D Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard E A Youve got two mums E D E F G (Two beardless mums) Remember how he watched your face ladened with cream The mirror fogging over As the bathroom filled with steam He put the razor in your hand And said: "Now lets begin Shave with short quick strokes my son And head towards the chin F G A Your dad taught you how F G E7 And look at you now