Shes Goin Bald

D Em7 D/F# Silken hair, more D Em7 D/F# Silken hair, fell D/F E7 A7 On her face and no wind was blowin' (She's goin' bald) D Em7 D/F# Silken hair, more D Em7 D/F# Silken hair, lay D/F E7 A7 Near her pillbox down at her feet (She'd been on a trip) D Em7 D/F# I peeked in and D Em7 D/F# When I saw she'd D/F E7 A7 Lost her hair I thought I would keel (She's goin' bald) D Em7 D/F# When she saw her D Em7 D/F# Shining fore-head D/F E7 A7 Did-n't stop she swooned to the ground (Really flipped her wig) D Em7 D/F# Laughed so hard I D Em7 D/F# Blew my mind D/F E7 I blew my cool A7 I blew myself over A7 Oh oh oh oh oh... D Oh Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na Gdim (What a blow) Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na G#dim (What a blow) Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na Adim (What a blow) Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na A#dim (What a blow) Sha na na, sha na na --- Gdim She drew her comb acrost her scalp G#dim And brushed what she had left Adim I tried to salvage what I could A#dim And threw it in a sack Bdim She made a b-line to her room Cdim And grabbed all kind o' juice C#dim She started pourin' it on her head Ddim And thought it'd grow it back (Ah ha haaaaaa) --- G You're too late mama A7 D Ain't nothin' upside your head D7 No more no more no more no more Upside your head G Too late mama A7 D Ain't nothin' upside your head D7 No more no more no more no more Upside your head G You're too late mama A7 D Ain't nothin' upside your head No more no more no more no more.