Santas Beard

G I wanna meet Santa Claus the real real Santa G+ I wanna meet Santa Claus the real real Santa C Am7 D7sus4 D7 I wanna see Santa Claus the real real Santa, he wants to meet ol' Santa Claus G I took my brother to the department store Am7 F He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list G He stood in line and he shook like a leaf Am7 D7 He's only five and a half going on six G He said is that really Santa Claus really really Santa G+ Is that really Santa Claus really really Santa C Am7 D7sus4 D7 Is that really Santa Claus really really Santa, hope he thinks that's Santa Claus G I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap Am7 F And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt G He yanked the beard right on off of his chin Am7 D7 And in his eyes I could see he was hurt G He said "You're not really Santa Claus you're really not Santa G+ You're not really Santa Claus you're really not Santa C Am7 You're not really Santa Claus you're really not Santa, he's just D7sus4 D7 helping Santa Claus G He's just helping Santa Claus the real real Santa G+ He's just helping Santa Claus the real real Santa C He's just helping Santa Claus the real real Santa, Am7 D7sus4 D7 he's just helping Santa Claus